always love

Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army.
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. You’re in love with me. Me.
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be. So I’m leaving and enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: No!

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. 

musguita:

Themed Party | Challenge 10: Text, Arrested Development.

A COODLE DOODLE DO!

Tobias: I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There’s just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Her?

fujiidom:tremefy / (via tallkingdom)

I would buy this in a heartbeat.

(Source: sadpostsfordirtybloggers)

Tobias Fünke, M.D.
ANALRAPIST

allshallfade:

fujiidom | cheia:

Michael: Well, I do think we should go for a run, huh? Some real guy stuff.
George Michael: I’m supposed to go fabric shopping with Ann today.
Michael: I think we can go butcher.
George Michael: Uh, no, we’re making a gown. She’s gonna be in a beauty pageant.
Michael: Yeah, who’s Ann?
George Michael: My—my girlfriend. She’s… you’ve met her… so many times… met her and met her.
Michael: No, I know who Annabelle is. Who’s the Ann that’s in the beauty pageant?
George Michael: That’s her. Her name isn’t Annabelle, it’s Ann.
Michael: I know that her name is not Annabelle. I just- that’s how I remember her name. ‘Cause her body’s kind of shaped like a… she’s the belle of the ball! What is she doing in the beauty pageant? She’s… she running the lights or something?
George Michael: She’s in it. She’s a contestant. It’s sorta like an inner beauty pageant.
Michael: Ah, there it is.

Arrested Development, 3x04 - Notapusy

Who?

gabsy:

I don’t know what I was expecting…

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fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Lucille: If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.

Arrested Development

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I miss this show. I need to do a rewatch soon.

hlm13:

idontworkinthisvan:

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“Have any of you ever seen a chicken??”