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Golden Globes Fashion
Oh hey there, Robert Downey Jr. and wife Susan. Thanks for the best acceptance speech ever, RDJ. You’re the best, you handsome man you.
First of all, I’d like to thank Susan Downey for telling me that Matt Damon was going to win, so don’t bother to prepare a speech. That was at about 10am.
I don’t have anybody to thank. *shrug* I’m sorry. Everyone’s been so gratuitous. “It was a collaboration. We all did this together.” I’m certainly not gonna thank Warner Bros. […] They needed ME! Avatar was gonna take us to the cleaners! If they didn’t have me, we didn’t have a SHOT, buddy! What am I gonna do? Thank Joel Silver? The guy’s only restarted my career 12 times since I began 25 years ago.
Robert Downey, Jr., Golden Globe Awards 2010
I love this man so much.
Best acceptance speech ever.
Puppy: Have any hair on your balls?
— 5-year-old Robert Downey Jr. plays a puppy in his father’s film, Pound (1970).
Oh. My. Gawd. Little!!!
Harry: [narrating] Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don’t see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Man of my life, right there.
Holmes: You’ve never complained about my methods before.
Watson: I’m not complaining.
Holmes: You’re not? Then what do you call this?
Watson: How— how can— I never complain! When do I complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess? Your general lack of hygiene, or the fact that you steal my clothes?
Holmes: Uh, we have a barter system.
Watson: When do I complain about you setting fire to my rooms?
Holmes: Our rooms.
Watson: The rooms! When do I complain that you experiment on my dog?
Holmes: Our dog.
Watson: On— on the— the dog!
Holmes: Gladstone is our dog!
Watson: But where I do take issue is your campaign to sabotage my relationship with Mary.
Holmes: I understand.
Watson: Do you?
Holmes: I do.
Watson: I don’t think you do.
Holmes: You’re rather tired.
Holmes: You’re feeling a bit sensitive.
Watson: I’m not sensitive.
Holmes: What you need is rest. My brother Mycroft has a small estate. Beautiful grounds. We can throw a lamb on the spit—
Watson: We? Holmes, if I were to go to the country it would be with my future wife!
Holmes: Well, certainly, if we must, we could—
Watson: No, not you! Mary and I! You are not—
Holmes: Invited? Why would I not be invited to my own brother’s country home? Watson, now you’re not making any sense.
Watson: You’re not human!
I haven’t even seen this yet, and yet this made me laugh. I want to see it now!